One Day I Will Rule the World

World Domination, Babies and Middle Eastern Dance

Month: February, 2009

size issues

I am honestly not the kind of girl to worry a lot about what I weigh or how I fit my clothes. It’s six months now since I lost a whole bunch of weight, and I’m still wearing my 1-size-too-big-jeans because I can’t be bothered to buy new ‘skinny’ jeans when these ones are perfectly [...]

that woman.

I have become that woman in the office. The one that everyone looks at when someone makes a sexist remark because they expect some reaction from my quarter. I’m not even a guaranteed reaction. Seriously. I let about three out of four just go. I don’t even know what to say. Clearly I’m s’posed to [...]

Pushups are Helping my Hypothyroid Muscle Tightness

Since having Hannah, I have a low functioning thyroid. I’m on synthroid, and the doctor claims this will make me all right. And when I get my levels tested, and my levels are good, so she tells me I’m all right. But this does not stop me from suffering weird things, which, when I finally [...]

Valentine’s Day Love List

Servers who give you an extra sausage roll to apologize for making you wait Hand-knitted things, home-sewn clothes Wearing thick socks and sweaters and waterproof boots and a jacket and walking in the rain until your jeans are completely soaked and your hair is plastered to your head. The blossoming of Ethan’s terrifying intellect, and [...]

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