Stilted and Tipsy
I never update. But I hate blogs that update about what lazy bloggers they are. (Do, or do not. There is no “whining meta-apology”.) Tonight might be the wrong night to update though. This kid gave me such a hard time today. And I was all burnt out, so, after my regular end-of-the-night-beer with Ian, [...]
tidbits
Dude at the offsale: You’re cute. …That’s a nice skirt. …I don’t care what anyone says, that’s sexy. Me (always a smart-ass): Well I don’t think anyone’s said it’s not sexy. In fact, *gasp*, you’re the first person to imply I’m not. * * * Today I was telling my director how, even though I’m [...]
improbable
“If we have a fourth kid, I think we should name her Denby Shelby Cobra.” “Yes, let’s make it a fantastical, ridiculous name since it’s not going to happen.”