One Day I Will Rule the World

World Domination, Babies and Middle Eastern Dance

September 30, 2008

lessons motherhood has taught me

1. Don’t let your hopes for your day get too high.

2. When someone seems intent on picking a fight with you, give them a sandwich.

3. If you feel like you’re going to burst into tears for no reason, you’re probably dehydrated.

4. When in doubt, take a nap. But see #1 (counting on that nap may be too optimistic).

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