Oh my god! Dump-o-Grams?!

“Is that even real?” Ian said. And I said, “I don’t know, tell him you’ll pay him $10 to break up with me over the phone for you.”

“So it’s worth $10 just to find out if it’s real? Why don’t we go for the song?” Ian said (in the romantic spirit).

“Do we need the personalized song or is just the standard song good enough? Probably it’s a new enough service that if you get me the standard song, I wouldn’t know that it’s the same song that Joe used to break up with Ann last week.”

“That would be embarassing.”

“Yeah, I’d be like, ‘you cheaped out and used the standard song to break up with me? How do I know you even mean it?”