He: “I still prefer you without makeup.”

Me: “Still?”

He: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Well I thought you’d get used to seeing me in makeup and be like, ‘yeah, this is better.'”

He: “Nope.”

Me: “But these are the trappings of sex-class submission to a patriarchal culture that benefits you. You don’t find that hot?”

He: “And here I prefer a ponytail and a robot t-shirt. I guess I’m not a man.”